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mardi 19 janvier 2010

XFiles : Takeshi Kaneshiro the Martian







That guy definitely has super-natural powers...

Apollon ?
His looks are not human. What did you say ? You see other guys like that in the street... I believe you, please PM me your address imediatly.
Sometimes we even wonder if Takeshi is a man or a woman

E.T. ?
STK forum has a couple of interviews in which Takeshi himself suggests he has been abudcted by aliens, that a bad old Takeshi was replaced by a newer version... also in an interview about Sandra Ng, he talks about friends visiting from other planets. Read English translation of that interview.
Then a book title "Takeshi Kaneshiro the alien" has been published in China. Check books about Takeshi Kaneshiro.

Peter Pan ?
Mr Kaneshiro can fly... that too he said a few times in interviews and he demonstrated in films. Well that could be stunts... or not.

Dorian Grey ?
He never seems to grow old. People that worked with him for cosmetic commercials admit it. You should check the making off of Biotherm CMs (click here).




Same age. Same age... So caloric restriction would work ? OK, but which way ?


Ghost ?
Paparazzi never seem to see him, he doesn't seem to have a private life, not even a life when he is not working. Weird. As if he had the power to make himself invisible to cameras, like a ghost. Note that he was never seen in the same room as Patrick Swayze, so... Is a shinigami a ghost ?

Astroboy ?
On Hollywood Hates Me, they wonder if he is not an android.
" Takeshi Kaneshiro.
Why he could be an android: He speaks four languages … fluently. He is an actor and a model. He does a great action scene and a pretty good romance scene. Obviously, these traits were programmed into him.
Why he’s actually not an android: Because only the hand of the Almighty could create something that beautiful. (Man’s prettier than a sunset, is what I’m saying."

Well, who said the Almighty couldn't make androids ? Isn't that a hobby like another for a divinity ? Even super-Kaneshiro spends his free time designing feminine curves for video game character like Onimusha's Kaede.

Little Prince ?
Takeshi Kaneshiro has been seen many times having conversations with animals, often dogs or pigs... as if he was getting answers from them, communicating in their languages. You can read about the interview with a cute lady dog whose first love was Kaneshiro Takeshi. Eh ?

Well look at his films : Fallen Angels, Angel, Flying Daggers, K-20, Returner, the Death Ripper... and he played Samanosuke a game character, Zhuge Liang a textbook character...